Pheremones...

I love "my" time. I sincerely believe that the key to personal happiness begins with being happy with yourself when nobody else is around. Unfortunately, I don't get a lot of time to just be by myself since I work in a cube farm (more of a small "hobby" cube farm) and have a small herd of children and pets at home. But, when I do, I absolutely try to make the most of it.

For example, I subscribe to 2 golf magazines (the big 2...if you're a golfer, you know which ones I'm talking about) and I usually can read a whole issue while sitting on the can. Don't get me wrong, I could easily be done and out of there long before the whole magazine is read, but they're generally a good read and some of the stuff is actually useful.

Except this...

This is Dr. Winnifred Cutler of the Athena Institute. They put ads in the "classified section" of the golf magazines. Apparently she discovered the relationship between human pheremones and the interactions between men and women.

First of all, and this isn't very nice, but I can see why she had to discover pheremones.

Finally, between this ad (which really should be re-worked to cast their product in a more favorable light) and all the Viagara and sex technique video ads I'm beginning to wonder if there's a direct connection between golf and sexual inadequacy. I'll have the ask the bride if I've been afflicted, but I'm pretty sure I'm okay.